Don't eat over my shoulder!!!!

all of a sudden a warm sensation turned into an uncomfortably hot sensation on my rear! I am sure that you said to yourself, "how do I tell my mother that I dropped melted cheese on her rear?" I guess you said to yourself somethings are better left unsaid. One day years from now I will confess that mom has no nerve endings back there and we will laugh about it. But after about a half a minute I did feel it, didn't I? Why didn't you say something as soon as you dropped it on me? I can understand it and I forgive you, but fess up a little quicker than that, would you?